Every man wants to be Hugh Hefner, and just
because you’re old doesn’t mean
you can be Hugh Hefner. You are just a
creeper. Only Hugh Hefner gets to be
Hugh Hefner. That’s just the way it
works. Of all the men in the world,
there is only allowed to be one
Hugh Hefner at a time - so maybe when he
dies someone can step up and
take his place. Until then, we will all
have to accept that we can't be
him.
